Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Has Bill Clinton Been on a Tractor in a Bathing Suit Recently?

Those of you who took Bill Clinton on a whim for your 2008 DP rosters may be in luck. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports:

Is former President Bill Clinton sick? He did not look good on his recent appearance on the Charlie Rose show. His face was its usual ruddy hue, but his hands had a waxy, yellowish tone. While his mind was clear, he seemed tired and repeatedly rested his head in a hand.
I'm not sure what STD these are symptoms for, but maybe the former President got a leading role in the Hamlet of diseases.

[Seattle Post-Intelligencer]