Showing posts with label J. R. Simplot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label J. R. Simplot. Show all posts

Sunday, May 25, 2008

J.R. Simplot is Fried and Frozen

Scoring Update! The points change, death remains the same...

J.R. Simplot died today. The Idaho billionaire passed away in his downtown Boise home Sunday morning - with the call coming into police dispatch just before 11 a.m. He was 99. Simplot died of natural causes, according to Ada County Coroner Erwin Sonnenberg.

In the 1950s, Simplot's now fast-growing company developed the first frozen french fry -- and the history of this Idaho icon soon collided with that of an American sensation: McDonald’s.

"We built the first frozen French fry, and made them out of Caldwell,” Simplot said. “I had a chemist that showed me what he could do with a French Fry -- I couldn't believe it!"
Congratulations and 9 points awarded to I AM READY TO MEET MY MAKER, Live Like You Were Dying, Oldies But Goodies and Kraut's Picks. The Rosters and Standings have been updated.

[KTVB]

Friday, January 4, 2008

Who Shot J. R.? Uh... No One. It's Simplot's Birthday

Here's a normal birthday to divert you from 2007's weird news, including an en fuego penis, and dead people chilling in chairs like they are "Weekend at Bernie's"

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Frozen French Fry Supplier J. R. Simplot's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 99! And Never been Kissed By... Death

J. R. Simplot's name appears on 4 2008 Death Pool Rosters

  • The J. R. Simplot Company supplies over half of McDonald's frozen french fries.
... And half the country's heart disease! What's that Ed McMahon? Hey-Yo!? Hey-Yo indeed, Ed.

... And Many More!