Showing posts with label Than Shwe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Than Shwe. Show all posts

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Than's Health Indicators Shwe-ing Towards "Failing"

Burma's Ministry of Information has brushed aside rumors that Head of State Senior General Than Shwe's health is failing and that he is currently hospitalized.

The other side of the story?

A source close to the military establishment in Rangoon said, "I heard that his health has been deteriorating for about a week."

Similarly, rumors are spreading among the Burmese exile community that Than Shwe is suffering from colon cancer for which he is currently receiving treatment.

The rumor is spreading rapidly via blogs operated by Burmese bloggers both inside and outside the country.

Don't they mean Myanmar bloggers? Guess it'll always be Burma to them.

[Mizzima News]

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Generally Speaking, Dementia Paves Its Shwe


You might know Than Shwe by his other name: Dying.

Than Shwe's health is rapidly worsening, according to diplomats, who have seen him recently. "He may be getting Alzheimer's – he periodically forgets things; he recently asked where several officers were, all of whom were sacked last year during the mass retirements of middle ranking officers," according to a government source.

"He's rapidly going senile, and now has increasing heart problems," according to another government source. He already suffers from chronic diabetes and has regular bouts of hypertension. Several years ago he also suffered a mild stroke. Now with heart coronary problems and dementia, he is becoming increasingly incapacitated.
Burma faces all kinds of troubles in the wake of their leader's health deterioration. There's change in the air, mostly for the worse.
"Nothing is happening at all, everyone is waiting for Than Shwe to die," according to a senior Asian government minister.
During these difficult times, Shwe remains focused on fighting back against a revolution led by one of his comrades. Life has gone on as usual despite the probability that Shwe won't hang on much longer.

And to make matters worse:
[M]any Burmese astrologers are predicting black times for the senior general. The solar eclipse later this week is seen as a bad omen for Than Shwe's health and family fortunes. While the wily old general has survived previous astrological predictions of doom, his grip on power is being increasingly weakened by ill-health and inertia.
Shwe celebrated his 75th birthday this past weekend. Based on the "predictions" we've seen, we think that 2008 might be could be may possibly be the year of the Dying of the Age of Aquarius.

General...ciao?

[Mizzima News]

Saturday, February 2, 2008

The Day the Internet Died

We on BDPE concentrate a lot on the death of people. However, sometimes it's important to reflect on the deaths of other things (even though they may not be eligible for selection)

I know the untimely demise of the Original World Wide Web has got most of you down. So to compensate we're going to celebrate 4 (count 'em, 4) birthdays.

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Titanic Survivor Millvina Dean's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 95! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Millvina Dean's name appears on "A Time to Kill's" and "Dead Place's" rosters

  • In December 2007, Millvina openly criticized the BBC for 'poking fun' at the Titanic tragedy in a Doctor Who Christmas special, despite not having seen the program, nor any details about its content.

How didn't she realize it was a celebration of life? Sounds to me as though Ms. Dean wouldn't be a fan of this here Death Pool.

Today is somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Emmy and Tony Award Winning Actress Elaine Strich's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 82! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Elaine Stritch's name appears on "Extended Weekend at Bernie's'" and "Remains to Be Seen's" rosters

  • Stritch was the original Trixie in an early The Honeymooners sketch with Jackie Gleason, Art Carney and Pert Kelton, but she was replaced after a single appearance

At least she didn't pull a Pete Best. An Emmy and Tony aren't anything to be ashamed of.

Today is somebody's else's else's birthday! Whose Birthday? General and De Facto Ruler of Myanmar Than Shwe's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 74! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Than Shwe's name appears on "It's Always Sunny in Philadeadphia's" roster

  • When Shwe reached the mandatory retirement age of 60, he simply extended it, which has led to suggestions that he may remain as head of state for the rest of his life.

Fool! Why wouldn't he want to go down to Florida and wear his pants really high 5 years earlier?

Today is somebody else's else's else's birthday (jeez who knew that Groundhog's Day was such a popular birthday day)! Whose Birthday? Actress Farrah Fawcett's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 60! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Farrah Fawcett's name appears on "Haaaave You Met Dead?'s", "Go to Hell's", and "Whoaa-ooah, Dying on the Edge's" rosters

  • Fawcett achieved critical praise and the first of three Emmy Award nominations as a serious actress for her role as a battered wife in the 1984 television movie The Burning Bed.

Mmmmm, I'd like to burn her bed if you know what I'm saying. If you don't know what I'm saying, you need to work on getting entendres.

... And Many More!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Shwe-ing Put For Longer Than You Thought

Than Shwe's health has been the focus of many news reports coming out of Burma this year. But now images are surfacing showing that those reports may have led the public to falsely believe the head of state is in poorer shape than he actually is.

Burma's state media has showed rare photographs of the nation's ageing [sic] junta leader, Than Shwe, as he inspected dams around the country, apparently in a bid to ease concerns about his health. The reclusive senior general is rarely seen in public and almost never shown in official media.

But since the 74-year-old spent 13 days in a Singapore hospital in January, the junta has periodically released pictures of Than Shwe to quell rumours that his health is weakening.
The Shwe family appears to have a lot to be than-kful for this holiday season, even if they are in Laos.

[Radio Australia]
[Mizzima News]

Monday, November 5, 2007

TWID - V for Vendetta Edition

Remember, Remember the Fifth of November. But This Week in Death doesn't terrorize you. It brings you Notes and news covering a week's worth of health and death. We're proud to be the only weekly email you receive with new word on Nicole Richie and Than Shwe. Does nature always win in its battle against Robert Goulet? That's why he comes up here.


Remember, Remember the Fifth of November. But remember, too, the BRAND NEW death pool blog at http://www.bestdeathpoolever.blogspot.com/Head on over for more news or just to look around. TWID is but just one tributary of its river. Let us know what you think, and any suggestions you might have for the blog. Bookmark or subscribe to its feed. Any blog of ours is a blog of yours.


Winter's setting in... these people better bundle up if they want to stay healthy...


Richie: "The healthy birth of my child is my number one priority." Priority Number Two? Smoking.
Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie is stubbing out media reports that claim she was seen smoking while pregnant. "It's really very sad and hurtful that journalists don't believe in checking facts before writing false and unsubstantiated stories about my health and my pregnancy," Richie wrote in a statement released to "Access Hollywood." "The healthy birth of my child is my number one priority." A report that Richie was smoking while pregnant first surfaced in Cindy Adams' gossip column in the New York Post on Monday. Adams' article claimed Richie lit up on two occasions on the same day — outside DaSilvano and again outside of Nobu. No specific date was given for the incident.
[MSNBC]


Than Keeps up Erratic Behavior, Makes U.N. Shweat it Out
U.N. envoy Ibrahim Gambari was waiting to see Myanmar junta chief Than Shwe on Monday in pursuit of his mission to end a bloody crackdown on protests against 45 years of military rule, diplomats said. Theories varied widely on why Gambari, dispatched after the junta sent in the troops to end mass protests last week, had not met Than Shwe despite having talks with detained democracy icon Aung San Suu Kyi. Than Shwe, 74 and frequently rumored to be in poor health, may be sick, playing hard to get, or even demonstrating his contempt for international opinion, diplomats said. "We were all caught by surprise," one said after Gambari left the junta's new capital of Naypyidaw, 240 miles north of Yangon, on Sunday without meeting Than Shwe, whose government rarely heeds pressure from the outside.
[Reuters]


It Seems Her Vertigo was Acting Up Again. Maybe She Went to Spin Class
It was "Liza with a Z," but without 34 pounds, at the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall on Saturday night. Liza Minnelli announced the weight loss during an occasionally wobbly performance showcasing her determination to overcome her problems with health and husbands. Minnelli looked thinner than she has in decades. Her face is no longer puffy and, if anything, verges on gaunt. One costume showed off slender legs, and a shimmering black blouse exposing one shoulder cast the 61-year-old Broadway baby in a rather sexy light. Her balance was a concern throughout the show. Minnelli's movement was unsteady, and she joked about needing the director's chair she sat in for a few numbers. Truth be told, her hands did more dancing than her feet. Hip replacement surgery will do that to you.
[Baltimore Sun]

Winter set in already for these few, their bodies are cold...

Knight did not Go Gently; Rage, Rage against the Dying of Light
Evelyn Knight, 89, who began her singing career in Washington nightclubs and emerged as a popular recording star in the 1940s and '50s, died of lung cancer Sept. 28 at a nursing home in San Jose, Calif. Between 1944 and 1951, Ms. Knight had 13 Top 40 hits, including two that reached No. 1. She headlined at posh supper clubs and hotels and was known as the "lass with the delicate air." After recording with Bing Crosby and appearing on network radio and television, she abruptly retired from show business in her 30s, never to return to the spotlight. Ms. Knight came of musical age at the same time as Dinah Shore, Jo Stafford and Peggy Lee, and for a time she was their equal in popularity. She was known for a sophisticated, witty singing style.
[Philadelphia Inquirer]

Burma Police: This is What You Get when You Mess with Us
Khun Sa, the publicity-loving Golden Triangle drug lord who thrived in the region's kill-or-be-killed cauldron of ethnic rivalries and heroin-financed private armies, has died at age 73 in Yangon, Myanmar, according to an officer in the militia he once led. Kon Jern, a commander in the Shan State Army, a separatist group, said in a telephone interview that he learned of the death from one of Mr. Khun Sa's relatives. The cause of death was not known, but he was thought to suffer from high blood pressure, heart disease and diabetes. News agencies, quoting anonymous sources in Yangon, said he died Friday and was cremated early Tuesday. The country has been closed to outside journalists since Myanmar's ruling junta cracked down on recent anti-government protests. For decades, Mr. Khun Sa symbolized the seeming impunity of heroin traffickers in the Golden Triangle, the area encompassing the northern reaches of Myanmar, Laos and Thailand.
[New York Times]


Oh, Girl, That Death is so Scandalous... I think I'll Sing it Again! Sha Bang, Sha Bop, Bop Bop. Thong Song. Goulet!
Robert Goulet, the handsome, big-voiced baritone whose Broadway debut in "Camelot" launched an award-winning stage and recording career, has died. He was 73. The singer died Tuesday morning in a Los Angeles hospital while awaiting a lung transplant, said Goulet spokesman Norm Johnson. He had been awaiting a lung transplant at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after being found last month to have a rare form of pulmonary fibrosis. Goulet had remained in good spirits even as he waited for the transplant, said Vera Goulet, his wife of 25 years. "Just watch my vocal cords," she said he told doctors before they inserted a breathing tube. The Massachusetts-born Goulet, who spent much of his youth in Canada, gained stardom in 1960 with "Camelot," the Lerner and Loewe musical that starred Richard Burton as King Arthur and Julie Andrews as his Queen Guenevere.
[AP]

Rumor: Red Spy Dies From White Spy Dropping Piano on Head
Col. Aleksandr Feklisov, a Soviet spy whose long career included directing the intelligence-gathering of Julius Rosenberg, who was convicted of espionage and executed in 1953, and acting as an intermediary between the White House and the Kremlin during the 1962 Cuban missile crisis, has died. He was 94. Sergei Ivanov, head of the press service of the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service, announced the death, said Interfax, a Russian news service. Details of his death were not announced. Mr. Feklisov was an intelligence officer for the Committee for State Security, best known by its Russian abbreviation, K.G.B., from 1939 to 1974, and a contract officer for the service from 1974 to 1986. He described his once-secret activities in a 1997 documentary on American television and in writings that include his autobiography, "The Man Behind the Rosenbergs" (2001).
[New York Times]


In the Long Run, Woodruff Has the Last Lap
John Woodruff, whose halting, come-from-behind victory in the 800-meter run in the 1936 Berlin Olympics astonished the sports world and, along with the gold-medal success of Jesse Owens and other black athletes, helped embarrass Adolf Hitler, died Tuesday in Fountain Hills, Ariz. He was 92. The cause was atrial fibrillation and chronic renal failure, his wife, Rose, said yesterday. Woodruff had earlier lost his legs because of a circulatory ailment. Woodruff was the last survivor of the 12 American men who won track and field gold medals in the 1936 Olympics. Hitler, the German chancellor, had opened the Games confident they would showcase the prowess of German athletes and prove his theories of Aryan racial superiority. He was said to be deeply embarrassed when Owens, Woodruff and three other black athletes came away with eight gold medals.
[New York Times]


This Week Was Somebody's Birthday! Whose Birthday? Some Death Pool Entrants' Birthdays. How Old Are They? 1,2,3... And Never been Kissed By... Death
Happy Birthday to:
October 30: Diego Maradona (47)
October 31: Norodom Sihanouk (85)
November 3: Bob Feller (89)
November 4: Walter Cronkite (91)
... And Many More!!!!!!!!


Paul Tibbets dropped a 20-point bomb on the pool this week, but he did not cause the Top 5 any death, destruction, or radiation damage. They remain...


1. El Esta Adead - 76 points (6 deaths)
2. Yiz-score - 74.3 points (5 deaths)
3. The Ex-Parrots - 62.3 points (6 deaths)
4. Kraut's Picks - 60.9 points (8 deaths)
5. Life's a Bitch - 53.9 points (8 deaths)


With the dawning of www.bestdeathpoolever.blogspot.com, this is set to be the winter of our discontent.


Your Feedback Feeds our Fire,
The Commissioner's Council

Monday, April 2, 2007

TWID - April Fool's Edition

Death Pool 2007 has concluded it's first annual March of the Living. And what a trip it has been. That's right, one month; zero deaths. For those scoring at home - it's March 1, Death 0. On to the highlights...

This Week in Death brings you: Notes from around the pool! We already stuck our toe in and the water is perfect... So come on in as we take you from the shallow to the deep end, and catch you up on all the news you need to know to be an educated death pool competitor.

Now, a little Health for you...

I Hope He is Also Being Merry, for Tomorrow He May Die
Argentine soccer hero Diego Maradona is being treated in a hospital in Buenos Aires for alcoholism and excessive eating and smoking.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/320104,CST-SPT-swire30.article

Shwe Doesn't Sway; Stands Strong and Healthy
Although he has been suffering from an undisclosed form of ill health, Than Shwe stood steady and straight for almost an hour in the glaring morning sun as he spoke to about 500 invited dignitaries, diplomats and journalists.
http://www.chinapost.com.tw/latestnews/2007327/45112.htm

Brooke Astor Turns 105; Sleeps in Room Filled with Cotton Balls
"It is an amazing event," Mr. Kissinger said of Mrs. Astor's birthday. Over all, he said, "the major objective right now is to make sure that she is as comfortable as possible."
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/30/nyregion/30astor.html?_r=1&ref=nyregion&oref=slogin

In the spirit of the Ten Plagues, some Death...

He Was an Expert in Baseball and Carneal Knowledge
Hall of Fame broadcaster Herb Carneal, whose fluid and smooth baritone narrated Minnesota Twins games for the past 45 seasons, died Sunday morning of congestive heart failure.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2821291

Coleman Takes on New Persona as "Jewish Dead Guy"
Abe Coleman, 101, a Polish-born professional wrestler promoted as the "Hebrew Hercules" and "Jewish Tarzan" and credited in the 1930s with popularizing the drop-kick move, likened to a flying kick in the jaw, died March 28.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/29/AR2007032902249.html

And the Heels Lost in the Tournament; Terrible Week for Ray.
Jason Ray, a North Carolina student who performed as a mascot for the school's basketball team, died three days after being struck by a car hours before an NCAA Tournament game. He was 21.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/ncaatourney07/news/story?id=2813005

A Happy Passover to All. And in "kol dichfin yeysay v'yachol" style, All who are healthy, let them come and die.

We Remain,
The Commissioner's Council

Friday, March 16, 2007

TWID - Ides of March Edition

This Week in Death brings you: Notes from around the pool! We already stuck our toe in and the water is perfect... So come on in as we take you from the shallow to the deep end, and catch you up on all the news you need to know to be an educated death pool competitor.

No points received for two straight weeks. Did you guys stop trying? We here at TWID didn't... And now: Health.

Bush Can't Take the Heat; Should Exit Kitchen
Former President George H. W. Bush was taken to a local hospital Sunday after becoming dehydrated. Bush, 82, was playing golf in the 95-degree heat.
http://www.thedesertsun.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070312/UPDATE02/70312010

At Least She won't be Distracted by that Bird Over There
According to a source speaking to In Touch, Nicole Richie is in fact now addicted to the prescription drug Adderall, which is used to treat ADD and is a powerful appetite suppressant. "She loves Adderall because she stays awake, and it makes her not want to eat," said the source.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=29288

No One Can Resist His Shwe-tty Heart
One western diplomat in Rangoon said that Than Shwe, now in his late 70s, may be in need of a heart operation. This follows speculation from Burmese dissident sources that he might be suffering from cancer.
http://www.irrawaddy.org/aviewer.asp?a=6796&z=166

Two Hundred Percent Health Ratu-fied
The President, Ratu Josefa Iloilo, is in good health, contrary to concerns that at 86 years of age, it was time for him to return home, said his secretary. "I should know because I work with him everyday. If he was seriously ill, I may have had to consider a report to the Prime Minister's Office, but I haven't because his excellency is 200 per cent better than you and I put together."
http://www.fijitimes.com/story.aspx?id=58603

Without further ado, Death

Kuhn Signs Long Term Deal with the Angels
Bowie Kuhn, the bespectacled lawyer who oversaw baseball's transformation from sport to a business of free agents with multimillion-dollar contracts, died Thursday. He was 80.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2799887

Missing that Certain Jeni Se Qua
Richard Jeni, the critically acclaimed, Brooklyn-born comedian and actor whose career began with a nervous five-minute act in a Sheepshead Bay club, died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in California on March 10. He was 49 years old. The cause of death was an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the face.
http://www.canarsiedigest.com/site/tab3.cfm?newsid=18084055&BRD=2384&PAG=461&dept_id=552849&rfi=6

Slightly More than a Feeling
Brad Delp, the lead singer of the 1970s and '80s rock band Boston was found dead at his home in southern New Hampshire on Friday, local police said. Delp, 55, apparently was home alone and there was no indication of foul play, Atkinson, New Hampshire, police said.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/09/delp.dead.reut/index.html

Cancer Sacked Ladd with a Folding Chair when the Referee Wasn't Looking
Ernie Ladd, the giant defensive lineman with the Kansas City Chiefs, Houston Oilers and San Diego Chargers, who was one of the biggest names in pro wrestling during the 70s, passed away from cancer. He was 68. Ladd had been battling colon cancer for the past three plus years.
http://www.bucyrustelegraphforum.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070311/NEWS01/70311004/1002

People Don't Kill People, Annie get Your Guns Kills People
Betty Hutton, who played the brassy blond in about two dozen movies, including the musical "Annie Get Your Gun," has died, the executor of her estate said Tuesday. She was 86.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/03/12/entertainment/e191738D59.DTL

TWID Feels the need to ask, "Et tu Brute?" We don't even know why we feel that need. We just do.

The Commissioner's Council

Friday, January 12, 2007

TWID Notes! Volume 2

This Week in Death brings you: Notes from around the pool! We take you from the shallow to the deep end, and catch you up on all the news you need to know to be a Syms-like educated death pool competitor.

The Rumors of his Death have been Greatly Exaggerated: A TWID Update
Iran's ambassador to the United Nations says there is no truth to reports his nation's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei, has died.
http://www.upi.com/InternationalIntelligence/view.php?StoryID=20070105-122356-8351r

Farrakhan Farracan't Anymore
Minister Louis Farrakhan, who recently ceded leadership of the Nation of Islam to an executive board because of ill health, has undergone a 12-hour operation, the organization said Saturday.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/1/6/204433.shtml

Maybe Leo McGarry Should go Down and See how he is Doing
THE US intelligence community still believes Cuban leader Fidel Castro is terminally ill and has "months, not years" to live. Though a Spanish doctor visited Castro last month and denied he has cancer, Ross Feinstein, spokesman for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, said "The bottom line: He is terminally ill."
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21023271-23109,00.html

Johnson Stiffens up: He should be Okay
U.S. Senator Tim Johnson (D-SD) underwent an angiogram this morning at George Washington University Hospital. Senator Johnson's overall medical condition has improved steadily over the past three weeks. The next phase of his recovery is expected to take several months and focus upon rehabilitation and physical therapy.
http://www.keloland.com/News/NewsDetail6375.cfm?Id=0,53584

Seems the Martyrs Brigade may turn to Violence

Additionally, members of Fatah's al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades threatened to assassinate Foreign Minister Mahmoud al-Zahar and Interior Minister Saeed Seyam of Hamas.
http://www.albawaba.com/en/countries/Palestine/208135

Now That's HIP!
Former President George H.W. Bush, 82, has undergone successful right hip replacement surgery, the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, said Thursday.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/1/4/171539.shtml?s=ic

Bad News for Than Shwe's Internal Feng Shui
Reports have emerged from sources close to Singapore General Hospital that State Peace and Development Council leader senior general Than Shwe is receiving treatment for intestinal cancer.
http://english.dvb.no/news.php?id=8413

"Wind-driven Wildfire?" Sounds like Half of the Captain Planet Team Went too Far
Suzanne Somers' home was one of four destroyed by a wind-driven wildfire that swept through an exclusive seaside neighborhood of multimillion-dollar homes, a spokesman confirmed Tuesday. "My nature is to look at the glass half-full," Somers said in a statement Tuesday. "I truly believe we will learn something great from this experience." The 60-year-old actress and her husband, former game show host Alan Hamel, were out of town when the fire hit, and a Hamel spokesman said the home was a total loss.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/09/malibu.fire.ap/index.html

This Year's Rules Mean That This Isn't News
Barbaro is bouncing back again. The Kentucky Derby winner is spending hours in his protective sling, needed to deter sudden movement and make the colt comfortable as he fights back from his latest setback from laminitis.
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/sports/208292,122SPT5.article

And Two Non-Points Deaths to Report...

He will Never Again Ponti-ficate
Carlo Ponti, the prolific Italian producer of internationally acclaimed films such as ``Doctor Zhivago'' and ``Blowup'' and the longtime husband of Oscar-winning actress Sophia Loren, whom he discovered as a teenager in the 1950s and helped build into a star, has died. He was 94.
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/16443997.htm

She Made the M in MILF stand for Monster
Actress Yvonne De Carlo, who starred in films opposite Clark Gable and Charlton Heston but won enduring fame as wife of a Frankenstein monster-like character in the TV series The Munsters, has died at age 84.
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/16443997.htm

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