Showing posts with label Yosef Eliashiv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yosef Eliashiv. Show all posts

Thursday, November 15, 2007

If You Prick Him, Does He Not Bleed?

Rabbi Yosef Shalom Eliashiv, Israeli leader of the powerful Lithuanian religious movement, served as godfather at a Jerusalem circumcision Wednesday but suffered a deep cut to his hand, when the mohel slipped.

Scarlet
: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman : It's the latest craze. The ladies love it! I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... I nip the tip! Whose first?

I guess Eliashiv lined up at the head of the "godfather" line, and seems to be recovering from the (finger) tip nipping:

The 97-year-old sage received stitches and was declared well. The baby was unharmed. News of the accident had stirred anxiety throughout the fervently Orthodox community at Elisahiv's fate.
So, to review - an Italian Godfathers gets wished that his first child be a masculine child. A Jewish Godfather gets his hand sliced open with a penis knife.

[JTA]