This Proves it. There is Life After Death

Death, while physically bad, need not be so financially. Forbes's list of top earning dead celebrities is out and once again, Elvis Presley tops the list. Elvis Presley is the New England Patriots of money earning dead celebrities. And yes, by that I mean that he illegally, secretly videotapes other dead celebrities.

The top five:

1. Elvis Presley
2. John Lennon
3. Charles Schultz
4. George Harrison
5. Albert Einstein

What does this mean for you? The Arizona Daily Star has an idea:

Now this should make you feel like a slacker: Elvis Presley earned $49 million in the last 12 months.

While dead.

You know what should make Elvis feel like a slacker though? I breathe a lot better than he does.

[Forbes]
[Arizona Daily Star]