Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Oh, Britney. That's Why Those Tears Come at Night!

There is something missing in her life. And it's not just the hair she shaved off. She is missing something much more than we ever realized. In Touch is reporting that prior to being rushed to the hospital on January 4th, Britney Spears left a suicide note on her bathroom counter:

"The letter was very sad," says a friend. "It was filled with reasons why she shouldn't live, included lines from poems about death. She said in it she was sorry for never making her life what everyone else wanted. She mentioned how lonely and unfair life could be, how peaceful death seems and how your mind would finally be at ease... She went on and on about wanting to just rest in peace."
It's sometimes hard to believe how fast Britney has gone from "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" to not getting any satisfaction.

[In Touch] (hattip Yiz-Score: 2007 DP Champ)

Not Exactly Gaons of Vilna

You would think if someone asked you to identify your child's corpse you would be able to. Then again, major media outlets believed Levi Stubbs to be dead, so I don't know who is what anymore.

I'm pretty sure these people are still alive. But as always, it doesn't hurt to check your rosters...

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? American Opera Singer Marilyn Horne's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 74! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Marilyn Horne's name appears on "Famous Last Words'" and "BestDeathPoolEver.BlogSpot.Com's" rosters

  • Horne received many honors during her career. A particularly notable one was a New York Times article, penned by then editor of Opera News, Robert Jacobson, in celebration of the Met's 100th anniversary in 1983. Jacobson listed the 100 greatest singers to ever perform at the house. Horne was the only one still actively singing at that time
Today is somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Archbishop of Chicago Francis Cardinal George's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 71! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Francis Cardinal George's name appears on "Go to Hell's" roster
  • Cardinal George was one of the Cardinal Electors who participated in the 2005 Papal Conclave that selected Pope Benedict XVI. He will be eligible to participate in any future papal conclaves that occur before January 16, 2017 when he will reach his 80th birthday.

Based on the fact that he was selected in a death pool and he broke his hip, I'm going to guess we're not going to have to worry about that 2017 conclave.

Today is somebody's else's else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former Member of the "Wiggles" Greg Page's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 36! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Greg Page's name appears on "Haaaave You Met Dead's" roster
  • Page met Anthony Field and Murray Cook when they were Early Childhood Education students at Macquarie University and combined their music backgrounds and teaching skills to form The Wiggles. When performing with the Wiggles, Page wore a yellow shirt. Like the other Wiggles, Page also had a (good) schtick, which was doing magic tricks.
If he had worn the purple shirt, Jerry Fallwell wouldn't have let him in this Death Pool.

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Castro Continues Reign of Overthrowing Opposition

It seems that Fidel Castro and Death have been engaged in a fight for his soul. We spectators to this ongoing war have found it to be exciting and entertaining. However, there comes a time when one side must prove victorious. And sometimes the villain - Death in this example is the hero - escapes in the end.

Cuban President Fidel Castro appears healthy enough to resume more of his official duties, Brazil's President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said after meeting the ailing leader in Havana yesterday.

"Fidel is incredibly lucid and impeccably healthy," Lula said.
Others agreed.
"It's too early to write Castro off, his recovery has astonished everybody," Antoni Kapcia, director of the center of research on Cuba at Nottingham University, said.
We just hope they haven't decided to make it best two of three. Castro is quite a competitor.

[Bloomberg]

Only a Little Bit of Wisdom Left

BBC2 will air a documentary this evening titled Wonderland: Norman Wisdom Aged 92 3/4. The film will document the difficulties in dealing with an aging parent. Wisdom, the English entertainer, has dementia that has led him to lose much of his memory. He reportedly doesn't even recognize himself in his films anymore.

"I'd go into the sitting room," says his daughter-in-law, "and he'd be reading anything he could about himself. "Reading and re-reading. He was losing his identity. I think he was trying to remember who he was."
Wisdom now lives in a private nursing home apart from mainstream society. His family feels that they've done the humane thing by moving Wisdom away. Still, the media protests that they want access to interview Wisdom before he dies.
[The media] are not inclined to believe that that isn't Norman any more. We don't have that luxury. Norman is in mental decline. We have to deal with it."

Since filming of the documentary stopped last year, Norman's health has declined steeply. He won't be watching the programme. "He wouldn't understand," Jackie says. "It would distress him."
We believe it was Ella Wheeler Wilcox who once said "The truest greatness lies in being kind; the truest Wisdom in a happy mind." With that in mind, we support Wisdom's family's decision to let the old man live the rest of his time in peace.

[Daily Mail]

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Actor Brad Renfro Dead at 25

We'll have to wait for further info to see if this is a fulfillment of The Anna Nicole Smith Corollary. As of now, here's what we know:

Actor Brad Renfro is dead, the Los Angeles County Coroner confirmed to “Access Hollywood.”

According to the coroner’s office, a Brad Barron Renfro, with the same date of birth as the actor, died today. They have no cause of death yet; the investigation is pending.

Renfro was 25 years old.

[MSNBC]

Elvis Produced Rhythm and Bill Belew's Jumpsuits

Fashion designer Bill Belew, who created the iconic jumpsuits by Elvis Presley, died Jan. 7 in Palm Springs, Calif. He was 77.

Presley wore the extravagant designs, which became forever linked with his image, from 1968 until his death in 1977. [Belew] also created costumes for stage, screen and television stars spanning several generations including Josephine Baker, Ella Fitzgerald, Brooke Shields and Gloria Estefan.
We at BDPE believe that Belew's creations and contributions to Elvis society are still alive. Call us conspiracy theorists, but we think the proof is right here.

[Variety]

He Hate Me

The next time any of you are in Blagoevgrad, I suggest you watch out for mud slides while inspecting sewers. I know it's a tough habit to break, but we here on BDPE want to keep our readers safe and sound.

In honor (memory?) of the 3 men who lost their lives, we will be giving you a triple dose of birthday goodness.

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former Congressman Arthur Andrews' Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 99! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Arthur Andrews' name appears on "Tomb Raiders Redux (This Time with Candy)'s" and "Oldies But Goodies'" rosters

  • Andrews served only in the 87th Congress. He and other Alabama members opposed the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which passed after a controversial African-American-led demonstration from Selma to the state Capitol at Montgomery. In 1966, Andrews was defeated for reelection by about the same margin that he had won in 1964.
However, if he was running in Riverdale, I'm sure he would have won on name recognition alone (plus he may have received some campaign contributions from Mr. Lodge).

Today is somebody
else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Actor Frank Thornton's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 87! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Frank Thornton's name appears on "It's Always Sunny in Philadeadphia's" roster
  • Thornton left an early career in insurance to pursue acting.

He was originally told there were "insurance groupies" but left the insurance field when he found that not to be the case.

Today is somebody's else's else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former NFL and XFL Running Back LeShon Johnson's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 37! And Never been Kissed By... Death

LeShon Johnson's name appears on "Blue's" roster
  • In Johnson's best game he rushed for 214 yards on 21 carries for the Arizona Cardinals vs. the New Orleans Saints on September 22nd, 1996. His football career ended playing in the XFL for the Chicago Enforcers.
At least it wasn't that big of a fall from grace for him. The Enforcers could have beaten the Cardinals any day of the week.

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When You Wish Upon Astor

"When you wish upon Astor
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you"

Unless, that is, your heart desires the 50,000 dollars you were promised. Then it really does matter who you are. Because if you were a personal employee of the deceased Astor, then Anthony Marshall, Brooke Astor's son who was indicted in November on charges of fraud and grand larceny for allegedly stealing millions from his mother's estate, is doing everything he can to make sure your wish will not come to you:

Employees say Mrs. Astor, widow to the wealthy Vincent Astor, was a woman of her word who looked after her staff of about two dozen people. In a series of wills, she set aside cash for about a dozen employees she listed by name, a sum that reached $230,000 by 2001.
Well, can you blame Marshall? $230,000 is a lot of green. More green than was ever cut by Astor's gardeners... Oh wait, I forgot. Astor's will left a $132 million estate! Man, Marshall sure is a douche, and his own son agrees:
"Her secretaries, gardeners, drivers and maids are the unsung heroes in her life," says her grandson, Philip Marshall, Anthony Marshall's son. "She would be mortified to know that they were left out in the cold."
Unsung, eh? I can't blame her employees. After seeing how false Jiminy Cricket's lyrics turned out to be, I'd quit the choir too.

[Wall Street Journal]

Try to Take the Helms, but Jesse Remains Above Deck

A variety of health problems forced Jesse Helms to give up his Senate seat a few years ago. So he's been spending more time outside the public eye. That's still no reason to sentence him to death. Or even to gloss over his death in an opening sentence of a news piece.

Jesse Helms will be spinning in his grave if Jim Neal beats Sen. Elizabeth Dole for the US Senate seat Helms held for five terms in North Carolina.
Red states...blue states...living states...deceased states...They all mesh inside this thing we call the United States.

[NY Post]

Monday, January 14, 2008

Patriarch Pavle Awakens to Confetti and Streamers

Patriarch Pavle is now stable, after battling an unknown illness for much of the past few months.

The 93-year-old head of the Serbian Orthodox Church (SPC) now exhibits all vital parameters within the referent values, the VMA clinic announced Monday.

The Serbian patriarch is lucid, communicative and actively cooperates in the implementation of treatment procedures and the rehabilitation program, the doctors say. Patriarch Pavle has been undergoing treatment at the VMA since November last year when his health took a turn for the worse.
This is wonderful news for Patriarch Pavle who can celebrate the Serbian Orthodox New Year - according to the Julian Calendar - today with his fellow worshippers.

[B92.net]

Bucket Lists, Happiness, and You People More Famous Than You

Hard to say this wasn't unexpected. With "The Bucket List" winning the weekend box office, now is the time for reporters to discover that people have made their own "bucket lists," or things to do before you die. But that's not news in 2008. After all, these lists have been commonplace for some time; to wit, a movie based on the concept is now in theaters. Today's news is about digging into the reason people make these lists. And what might the inspiration be? You guessed it, happiness!

What constitutes true happiness? Two weeks ago, cries of "Happy New Year!" rang out across the land, but how do we make it happen?
But wait, there's more! Who cares about the happiness of the average person when you can learn about the happiness of famous people?
Maybe having money, looks, youth, fame, professional success, and heartthrob status would do it. Or maybe not, to judge by comments from a fellow most observers would assume to be sitting at the top of the world: New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

"Why do I have three Super Bowl rings and still think there's something greater out there for me?" Brady asked in a "60 Minutes" interview from 2005 that was rebroadcast a few weeks ago. "I mean, maybe a lot of people would say 'Hey man, this is what is.' I reached my goal, my dream, my life. Me, I think, 'God, it's got to be more than this.' I mean this isn't, this can't be what it's all cracked up to be."
If you want more "Deep Thoughts" from additional celebrities, click the link above. But the thing to keep in mind here is that celebrity misery, especially among young celebrities, could take a disastrous toll, leading to potential celebrity death, and the fruition of The Anna Nicole Smith Corollary. (Consider this the third post in the "ANS Corollary posts happen in threes" theorem, and expect not to hear about it for awhile. Or at least until Britney gives us no choice.)

Moreover, there is genuine life-and-death philosophy discussed that we at BDPE take very seriously.
Author and TV host John Izzo asked 235 elderly people how and where they found happiness. "I've always been interested in the question of why some people live well and die happy, and some people die as if they missed the party," explains Izzo. So he asked his interviewees, who ranged in age from 60 to 106, such questions as "What brought happiness to your life?", "What do you wish you'd learned sooner?", and "What do you regret?"

"Almost no one regretted something they tried in their life that didn't work out, yet almost everyone said they wished they had risked more," Izzo says. "They said the greatest fear at the end of life is not death or failure. It's that you didn't even try."
Reminds me of the quote on The Death Pool's official Death Cup: "The opposite of life is not death, it's indifference." -- Elie Wiesel

[Boston Globe]

Andy Rooney Has A Few More Moments in Him

Here is a birthday for you, so you can forget about the medical student who was stabbed to death at a grocer’s in South London in a dispute over a stolen orange. The medical student's name? Aladdin. And he only steals what he can't afford. Apparently, all that "One step ahead of the bread line" talk was a little premature.

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Journalist Andy Rooney's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 89! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Andy Rooney's name appears on The Quit Parade's Roster

  • Rooney is an Emmy Award winning writer, but he is perhaps best known for "A Few Moments with Andy Rooney," a segment on the CBS news show "60 Minutes."
For Rooney's thoughts on umbrellas, click here. For Rihanna's thoughts on umbrella-ella-ella-ellas, click here.

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Monty Python's Life of Terry

If you want to know how Monty Python's Life of Brian ends, see here. But sketch writer, director and actor Terry Jones won't let himself face the same fate any time soon.

"Unfortunately, my illness is not nearly bad enough to sell many newspapers, and the prognosis is even more disappointing," he said in a message on his website www.terry-jones.net.

Not only is he in improving health, he also plans to carry on writing, directing and acting as long as he can. "I hope I never retire. I hope to die in harness."
It could be quite a while before we are forced to refer to him as ex-Terry Jones.

[Reuters]

Another Bum Bites the Dust

(No, not a bum. A Bum.)

In Brooklyn Dodgers lore, there are bigger names - Koufax, Drysdale, Newcombe - than Johnny Podres. But nobody won a bigger game than the man who died yesterday at the age of 75.

The left-hander was picked for four All-Star games and was the first Most Valuable Player in World Series history. He became a hero to every baseball fan in Brooklyn when the Dodgers ended decades of frustration by beating the Yankees to win the World Series...

The Dodgers lost the first two games of at Yankee Stadium, then the Dodgers won the third 8-3 at Ebbets Field. Podres, going the distance on his 23rd birthday, scattered seven hits. In the climactic seventh game, at Yankee Stadium, Podres shut out New York 2-0 on eight hits, relying on his fastball and a deceptive changeup.

As the story goes, Podres told his teammates to get him just one run and the Dodgers would win Game 7. They got him two, and the franchise celebrated its first and only championship while playing in Brooklyn.
Baseball and death trivia: The losing pitcher in that game, Tommy Byrne, died this past December 20th.

[AP]

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Richard Moll - A Year Older, A Year Taller

Some good news for our Metropolis readership: New York City's 2007 death rate has dropped to the lowest death rate in the history of the city. Good news for Richard Moll: You are alive and it is your birthday. Richard Moll. If Richard moll lived in New York City, he would probably be immortal.

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Actor Richard Moll's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 65! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Richard Moll's name appears on 6 Feet Under's Roster

  • As Bull on "Night Court," Moll's catchphrase was the simple but effective "ohh-kay..." Lesser known is that Bull's given name is Nostradamus, so named because his mother "always loved that hunchback." Bull's mother may have mixed up Nostradamus and Quasimodo
I'm not one to criticize. Let he who has not mixed up a philosopher and a literary character cast the first stone.

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Luise Rainer Should Have Gone to Maharishi Mahesh Yogi for Help

In death pool, you can get points off death. In life, you can sometimes get pension payments. If you keep a dead body around for a year. I just really hope she did not pull a "Clerks.(NSFW and Spoiler Alert)

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Academy Award winning actress Luise Rainer's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 98! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Luise Rainer's name appears on Live Free or Die Hard, Blue, Whoaa-ooah, Dying on the Edge, and Kraut's Picks Rosters

  • Rainer won two consecutive Academy Awards for Best Actress - in 1936 and 1937 - for The Great Ziegfeld and The Good Earth. Rainer later described winning the two Oscars as the "worst possible thing" to befall her career.

Today is somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Founder and Developer of Transcendental Meditation , Maharishi Mahesh Yogi's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 91! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi's name appears on Angelos or Bust and Grateful(ly) Dead Rosters

  • Controversy surrounded the Beatles and their relationship with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi during a 1967 TM teacher-training course they attended in Rishikesh, India. Rumors circulated about John Lennon, who said he had left the course because he had heard that Maharishi had made improper advances towards a young woman.
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Friday, January 11, 2008

Staying Healthy in the Spotlight

Let's talk about health, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.

That's the message being sent by rapper Emimem's mother. Eminem, had he been taken in DP 2008, would have fit into the Anna Nicole Smith Corollary. It seems to us that celebrities are more likely to have mental breakdowns that lead to long-term health concerns and, at times, their untimely deaths.

[Eminem's] family and friends fear his massive weight gain is causing him long-term health woes but the deeply depressed star refuses to stop binge eating. His mother Debbie Nelson, who has just written a book "My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem" about her son, says he is barely recognisable nowadays.

Debbie, whose book was published last month, says: "I fear for him every waking moment. I worry about his health all the time." Eminem's mother fears he is also heading for an early grave if he doesn't totally change his life style.
Nelson compares Eminem's recent struggles with those of the late Elvis Presley. Presley's family can take some consolation in knowing that Presley was the top dead celebrity money earner in 2007. Although Eminem's death won't leave his mom with as much as $49 million a year, Nelson's bound to be well-off for the rest of her life if her son were to die.

Yet, it's evident that Nelson sees this economic stability as coming with a certain cost. When a young person is considering entering a career in the spotlight, it's important for him or her to understand the drawbacks to the lifestyle. For Eminem, a long history of physical illness - dating back to his childhood - has only been complicated by his recent struggles with mental and emotional difficulties.

But even for those celebrities who are more averse to mental breakdowns, the physical burdens on their bodies can take their toll. More and more stories - celebrities and non-celebrities - have been surfacing about young athletes who die suddenly from silent heart disease. Studies are under way to determine who is at risk.
It's not known precisely how many athletes are at risk for sudden death from heart problems like these — or how many actually die each year. Most deaths aren't publicized because they happen in young athletes who are just beginning their high school or college sports careers.

To gather more information, Dr. Barry Maron, of the Minneapolis Heart Institute Foundation, established a registry of sudden deaths in young athletes. Since 1985, the registry has collected almost 1,900 reports of sudden deaths in young athletes who participated in competitive sports. The most frequent cause of death was hypertrophic cardiomyopathy (HCM), a condition where the muscles of the left lower chamber of the heart thicken and enlarge.
Even though actor Michael Conrad has been dead since 1983, his character Phil Esterhaus' words on Hill Street Blues remain just as relevant today: "Hey, let's be careful out there."

[Thisislondon.co.uk]
[Allentown Morning Call]
[NPR]

Suharto's Heart Hardly Hanging On

Suharto, who ruled Indonesia with iron fist strength for 32 years, and was forced from power in 1998, is once again being forced out. Of life, this time. His family has rushed to his bedside, as he has suffered multiple organ failures of the heart, kidney, lung, and brain. He has also lost consciousness:

"At 5:00pm (1000 GMT), he entered a critical condition, he lost consciousness due to multiple organ failure," one of his doctors, Marjo Soebiandono, told a press briefing. "We put him on a ventilator (for respiratory assistance) and gave him medication to overcome this critical condition. Until now we're still doing a maximum effort... We ask Indonesian people to pray for him," he said.
His legacy remains hotly debated and contested both in Indonesia and abroad. The legacy of his organs seem to be: failure.

[AFP]

Happy Bi(cycle)rthday!!

Eskimos are well known for sending those tribe members who were seen as drains on their society (mostly the old and infirm, of course) out on ice floes to die (as an aside, it is questionable if such a death would count for Death Pool). People in Tennessee evidently think the best way of getting rid of the elderly is by making them rake leaves.

On that happy note about very old people....

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Swiss Scientist and Inventor of LSD Albert Hofmann's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 102! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Albert Hofmann's name appears on 9 2008 Death Pool Rosters (second most frequent pick)

  • April 19, 1943 is known as "Bicycle Day" after Hofmann's bicycle ride home that day while under LSD's influence for one of his first times.
If I knew about that, maybe I would've kept on riding my bike past 4th grade. Or it may have been that neon pink helmet my mom made me wear.

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Fawcett on High-Morale Diet

Is Farrah Fawcett on her last, long, lanky, lusty legs? Reports indicate that the blonde bombshell is ticking away.

Cancer sufferer Farrah Fawcett will die in the next six months if her latest course of chemotherapy fails, according to reports.

[T]he National Enquirer claims the cancer has spread to her lymph nodes. A source tells the tabloid, "She's gaunt and starting to lose weight. She's miserable. But she's not giving up. For her it's always: 'Never say die.'"
Four movies, and two during Fawcett's lifetime, have been made under that title. Will the fifth Never Say Die be the working title of the Farrah Fawcett story? Or maybe anal cancer is the monster that haunts Cloverfield.

[PR-inside]