Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Has Bill Clinton Been on a Tractor in a Bathing Suit Recently?

Those of you who took Bill Clinton on a whim for your 2008 DP rosters may be in luck. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports:

Is former President Bill Clinton sick? He did not look good on his recent appearance on the Charlie Rose show. His face was its usual ruddy hue, but his hands had a waxy, yellowish tone. While his mind was clear, he seemed tired and repeatedly rested his head in a hand.
I'm not sure what STD these are symptoms for, but maybe the former President got a leading role in the Hamlet of diseases.

[Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

1 comment:

Live Like You Were Dying said...

With family values a cornerstone of what the American public looks at when casting its vote, this may prove noteworthy. I wonder if Hillary Clinton's new health care proposal covers whatever Bubba's got. Because if not, her husband's STD may be a sign of what's to come for the rest of us.