Jules Dassin was Black Listed. Was it Keith Richards Who Painted it Black?

Go ahead and sing these two happy birthday. At least the birthday song can't be misconstrued as a death threat... If you're like me, you're sure that this isn't the first time Axl Rose has been involved with a death threat.

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richard's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 64! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Keith Richards appears on 3 2007 Death Pool rosters and because we're throwing you this party, we leave you with a little goody bag. This one, courtesy of Ozzy Osbourne-

• "I was knocked out when Keith Richards came out and said he snorted his father. I thought, Well, somebody’s gotta do something insane while I’m taking a break, you know? Thank God he was joking. I’ve already snorted a line of ants. I don’t need to try to top that!”

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Film Director Jules Dassin's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 96! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Jules Dassin appears on 1 2007 Death Pool roster and because we're throwing you this party, we leave you with a little goody bag -

• Dassin's Rififi is considered a classic work of film noir, and Roger Ebert lists the film in his 'Great Movies.' Rififi is being remade, starring Al Pacino and is set for a 2009 release

By the way, film noir is a cinematic term used primarily to describe stylish Hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize moral ambiguity and sexual motivation. Now we all know....

... You've been birthday'd!