Monday, December 31, 2007

I Thought They Were Supposed to Be in the Closet

Skeletons have long been a symbol for death. Luckily for the country of Fiji, their President has none in his closet, just under his skin (at least that we know of. But then again, I guess that's why they would be in the closet).

Saturday was somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Fijian President's Ratu Josefa Iloilo's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 87! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Ratu Josefa Iloilo's name appears on 1 2007 Death Pool Roster and because we're throwing you this party, we leave you with a little goody bag-

  • His full name is Ratu Josefa Iloilovatu Uluivuda. The name he goes by is an example of a Fijian who has a surname, but does not generally use it, except for legal purposes. Iloilo, the name by which he is generally known, which most non-Fijians mistakenly assume to be his surname, is thus a diminutive of his second given name.
However, death by any name, still is death.

... And Many More!

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