No More Tears

You may have thought tigers were dangerous-how about elephants? Strokes aren't that safe either. On that note...

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Senator Tim Johnson's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 61! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Tim Johnson appears on 2 2007 Death Pool Rosters and because we're throwing you this party, we leave you with a little goody bag-

• Johnson defeated three-term Senator Larry Pressler in the 1996 U.S. Senate election, making him the only Senate candidate to defeat an incumbent in a year that saw thirteen open seats.

At least Senator Johnson's seat didn't open up this year, yet...

... And Many More!