The Final Insult

Often times it is difficult to find a roommate you can connect with and get along with. And when you do, you want to hang on to them until they die. Or until after they die. Either way, really.

What's this got to do with birthdays? Nothing, except these two people are one day closer to being a corpse in someone's apartment for 8 years. If that's not a reason to celebrate, I don't know what is.

Yesterday was somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Actor Leslie Nielsen's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 82! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Leslie Nielsen's name appears on "M"h By You Buddy's" roster

• Nielsen briefly appeared in the World Wrestling Federation in the summer of 1994. Capitalizing on his Frank Drebin character, Nielsen (and George Kennedy) were hired as "super-sleuths" to unravel the mystery of The Undertaker, who had disappeared at January's Royal Rumble event.
  

This is actually the point of my life when I figured out for myself wrestling was fake.

Yesterday was somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former dictator of Panama Manuel Noriega's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 74! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Manuel Noriega's name appears on "Genesis 6:7's" roster

• Noriega was convicted in April of 1992 on charges of racketeering, money laundering, and drug trafficking, and sentenced to 40 years in prison.

That's exactly what every country wants out of their dictator, isn't it?

... And Many More!