"Gimme a Strokes"

Whenever I watched the show Diff'rent Strokes, I always wondered what happened to Mrs. Drummond. I always assumed she died some sort of normal death. Now, while Mr. Drummond was extremely skinny, maybe he was at one time fat, and that his wife's demise was due to something like this.

On second thought, this idea makes more sense if Diff'rent Strokes merged with Gimme a Break and Nell Carter sat on Mrs. Drummond because she was jealous of her extravagant lifestyle.

On third thought, maybe none of this makes any sense at all. Let's just go to the birthday, shall we?

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Actor Gary Coleman's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 40! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Gary Coleman's name appears on "I Am Ready to Meet My Maker's" roster

• Coleman was a candidate for governor in the 2003 California recall election. He placed 8th in a field of 135 candidates, receiving 14,242 votes.
  

He really took it to Mary Carey though (she finished 10th). No pun intended. Well, yes pun intended.

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