Monday, February 18, 2008

People Who Are Really Celebrating Their Birthday Today (That's Right-I'm Talking to You Georgie)

Note to all bus drivers reading this blog-make sure that all wheelchair brakes are on when you are driving your bus.

I'm going to assume this is very important advice to at least one of the following people. I mean you have to assume that a 101 year old isn't walking by himself anymore

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Screenwriter Oscar Brodney's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 101! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Oscar Brodney's name appears on "Oldies But Goodies'" roster

  • Brodney was nominated for an Oscar for "The Glenn Miller Story" screenplay which he wrote with Valentine Davies in 1954.
Maybe if he would have thought of a more creative title he would've won that Oscar.

Today is somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Author and Publisher Helen Gurley Brown's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 86! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Helen Gurley Brown's name appears on "the Garden of eden's" roster
  • In the mid 1990s Brown was ousted from her role as the US editor of Cosmopolitan and was replaced by Bonnie Fuller. However, Brown stayed on at Hearst publishing and remains the international editor for all 59 international editions of Cosmo.
If as she says "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" looks like she's a bad girl.

Today is somebody else's else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Musician and Artisit Yoko Ono's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 75! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Yoko Ono's name appears on "Deep Sleepers'" roster
  • Lennon's first personal encounter with Ono involved her passing him a card that read simply "Breathe". He was taken with the positivity, humor, and interactivity of her work, such as a ladder leading up to a black canvas with a spyglass on a chain allowing John to read the word "Yes" written on the canvas along with a real apple displayed with a card reading "APPLE."
Sounds pretty DUMB to me. i have to blame it on too much pot for the both of them.

Today is somebody else's else's else's birthday (what is it with holidays? Groundhog's Day had 4 birthdays, now President's Day? Sheesh)! Whose Birthday? Former Soccer Player and Manager Bobby Robson's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 75! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Bobby Robson's name appears on "Yiz-Score:2007 DP Champ's" and "Future Corpses of America's" rosters
  • Robson was knighted in 2002, is a member of the English Football Hall of Fame and is the honorary president of Ipswich Town.
If the President of the United States is considered the most powerful man in the world, the Honorary President of Ipswich Town is like what? The 3,763 most powerful man in the world?

... And Many More!

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