But I Left the Seat Down

Sometimes when I'm sitting on the toilet I feel as though I am going to die. These people sat on the toilet and died.

Feces look like chocolate which is often used for birthday cake. On that note...

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former Heavyweight Champion of the World Muhammad Ali 's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 66! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Muhammad Ali's name appears on 5 rosters

• Ali states (in his 1975 autobiography) that he threw his Olympic gold medal into the Ohio River after being refused service at a 'whites-only' restaurant, and fighting with a white gang. Whether this is true is still debated, although he was given a replacement medal during the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, where he lit the torch to start the games.

Ali originally converted to Judaism but was kicked out after word spread of this incident. You don't see Mark Spitz just throwing his gold medals away.

Today is somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former New Jersey Congressman Peter Frelinghuysen Jr.'s Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 92! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Peter Frelinghuysen Jr.'s name appears on "They Are Now as Cold as Ice's" roster

• Peter Frelinghuysen comes from a long line of New Jersey politicians. He was the great-grandson of Frederick T. Frelinghuysen (U.S. Senator), the great-great-nephew of Theodore Frelinghuysen (U.S. Senator), the great-great-great-grandson of Frederick Frelinghuysen (U.S. Senator), and the father of Rodney Frelinghuysen (U.S. Rep.).

They probably just kept the last name on the ballot all those years because it was so annoying to put on that first time.

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