Thursday, January 31, 2008

What Do You Want on Your Tombstone?

Many of the selections in this year's death pool should look into what this British man did. That is just so considerate of him.

Makes you wonder if a tombstone is an appropriate birthday gift for one who is dying.

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Singer and Actress Carol Channing's Birthday. How Old Is She? 1,2,3,4... 87! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Carol Channing's name appears on "Remains to be Seen's" roster

  • Chaninng's trademark, poofy blonde hair has always been achieved by the use of wigs, as she's allergic to bleach.

Does that mean all Orthodox Jewish women are allergic to bleach too?

Today is somebody else's birthday! Whose Birthday? American Civil Rights Leader Benjamin Hooks' Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 83! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Benjamin Hooks' name appears on "The South Shall Rise (from the Grave) Again's" roster

  • Hooks' paternal grandmother, Julia Britton Hooks (1852–1942), graduated from Berea College in Kentucky in 1874 and was only the second American black woman to graduate from college.

She would have enjoyed speaking to Buzz Aldrin.

Today is somebody's else's else's birthday! Whose Birthday? Former Chicago Cub Shortstop Ernie Banks' Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 77! And Never been Kissed By... Death

Ernie Banks' name appears on "Do Not Resuscitate's" roster

  • Banks holds the Major League record of most games played without a postseason appearance (2528)

It's shocking that that record would be held by a lifetime Cub.

... And Many More!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How dare anyone put HaRav Ernie on their Death List?? I demand his removal as soon as possible.