Who Shot J. R.? Uh... No One. It's Simplot's Birthday

Here's a normal birthday to divert you from 2007's weird news, including an en fuego penis, and dead people chilling in chairs like they are "Weekend at Bernie's"

Today is somebody's birthday! Whose Birthday? Frozen French Fry Supplier J. R. Simplot's Birthday. How Old Is He? 1,2,3,4... 99! And Never been Kissed By... Death

J. R. Simplot's name appears on 4 2008 Death Pool Rosters

• The J. R. Simplot Company supplies over half of McDonald's frozen french fries.

... And half the country's heart disease! What's that Ed McMahon? Hey-Yo!? Hey-Yo indeed, Ed.

... And Many More!