Suharto in Critical Condition

Some people are famous enough to go by one name. Lately, those people have been going to the hospital. Earlier this week, Britney. And now this:

Former Indonesian President Suharto was in critical condition but was improving Saturday, a day after he was rushed to a hospital for treatment of a failing liver, heart and lungs, his doctors said. Suharto, 86, was admitted to Pertamina Hospital in south Jakarta on Friday after suffering at his home for five days.

Failing liver, heart, and lungs. But I hear his elbows are functioning quite well, so it's not all bad.

[CNN]